“So—-
—POOF-
“Hentai.”

Unfazed. “Eh, I like this kind of Hajime better, anyway.”
Now if he could get ‘this kind of Hajime’ to make those kinds of sounds…


“So—-
—POOF-
“Hentai.”

Unfazed. “Eh, I like this kind of Hajime better, anyway.”
Now if he could get ‘this kind of Hajime’ to make those kinds of sounds…
“D—did you just grope my boobs?”

Is still cupping them.
“Yes?”
Squeezes a little.
“Do you not like it?”
Deadpan. It’s amazing how little suggestiveness there actually is.
“….I have boobs.”

“Here, lemme see.” And without a bit of restraint, he reaches out, one hand cupping each breast. “Yep,” he nods, as if confirming something of dire consequence. “They’re boobs.”
“Of co——,”
-POOF-
“…course?”
wtf just happened.

“………..”
wtf just happened, indeed.

“Well, that’s fine too, right, Hajiko-chan?”
NEVER ONE TO BE DISCOURAGED.
“I don’t want to inconvenience you…”

“Oh, it’s no inconvenience at all. You’d do the same for me, right?” He moves closer.
“…Are you offering?”
“…uhm… possibly? Yes..?” He’s still only thinking of the ‘undressing’ aspect.

Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?, Have you ever had to hug someone you didn’t want to?
“Hmm, I dunno. I’m sure it probably happened when I was a kid.” He frowned a little thinking at the other question. “Yeah, again, when I was a kid. My mom used to make that guilt-trip face of hers and tell me I should hug the old man before he left on business. I hated it.”